Mr. Dunn
Computer Science / Gym Teacher
My noobass computer science teacher and admin of the school network, including the school website. He knows as much about IT as my mother and thinks Norton is the pinnacle of security.
As a teacher, this man is completely clueless. He insists on insists on covering and re-covering the basics all the way through CompSci 3. I thinks he found a few pre-made lesson plans on recursion vs. iteration and object orientation but everything else is hello world and print to screen.
As a man, Mr. Dunn is a spectacle of gym teacher shorts and blank stoopid stares. Just check out the lifeless apathy in his eyes in his faculty portrait. If that picture had a speech bubble, it would say something like, "Mmmmm... sandwich and a nap...." Odd, isn't it how similar Dunn is to dunce?
The only place this man has achieved any notoriety is as the Franklin High football coach. It would seem that he has some strange genetic mutation that allows his otherwise atrophied mind to grasp the intricacies of football strategy. His teams winning record has earned his the acclaim of the alumni, numerous raises, and the disturbingly fanatical loyalty of his players. It is for this reason that the JBOD (Just a Bunch Of D1cks) football jocks are constantly wandering into the computer science room and hanging around.
Recently, Mr. Dunn achieved the top spot on my Sh1t List by giving my compsci project a C. Apparently, he does not understand the value of a port scanner.